what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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