didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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