Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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