How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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