So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
