I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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