why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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