I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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