Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The adults are the big ones right?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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