I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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