it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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