Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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