jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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