I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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