you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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