She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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