Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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