yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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