Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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