it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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