You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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