Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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