No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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