i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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