everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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