i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize