oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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