If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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