Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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