IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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