So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
