so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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