Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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