It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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