It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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