Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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