Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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