Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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