Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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