Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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