I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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