I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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