there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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