He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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