Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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