I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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