it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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