how can u be prego again
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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