So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh god the rape fog is back!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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