You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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