yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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