part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
