I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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