Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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