I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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