Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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