Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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